Stories Archive by Month - March
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Jenna Jameson And Ron Jeremy To Star In The X-rated "Stimulus Package"
CHICAGO - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has announced that Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy will star in the X-rated film Stimulus Package.
Blue-eyed blonde Jenna, who has over 125 porn movies to her
Obama To Establish Department of Watchmen To Oversee Watchmen
Washington D. C. − With his wide-ranging budget proposal, the Obama administration plans to establish a new cabinet level, Department of Watchmen to oversee Watchmen-related activities.
German School Shooting Points To Need For Suicide Prevention Amongst Mass Murders
U.S. health experts point to an emerging pattern in which suicide is typically preceded by a wave of inhuman murders, making the perpetrator's death by his own hand that much more difficult on the families
Palin Baby Given To Anthony Family
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin today announced that her 18-year-old daughter Bristol - the unwed mother of a two-month-old child, Tripp - has split with Tripp's alleged father, 19-year-old Levi Johnson.
The governor said Bristol secretly
'Jade Goody Friday' Easter Honor For Reality Tv Contestant
London - (Max Cliff-Hanger Mess): The first of the UK's annual bank holidays is to be renamed 'Jade Goody Friday' according to an announcement from the Department of Vultures, Mediocrity & Spots.
The Easter move hopes
Obama Pledges To End Iraq War By August, 2001
Speaking to the entire battalion at Marine Corps base Camp LeJeune, Obama explained in detail his intent to draw down American military forces by the time it's almost eight years ago.
The Bbook of Geek Movies Quiz
This is the fourth of eight quizzes taken from the 8 pillars of geekdom (software, TV, literature, gaming, movies, science, hardware, Internet) found in The BBook of Geek. In the BBook, there are six facts
Jade "Goody Bags" Available Soon
In what is being greeted as another brilliant marketing ploy,Jade Goody's name will be immortalised in a new line of confectionery the day after she dies.
"C"lebrity Jade's PR team announced, at a press conference yesterday,
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