Stories Archive by Month - March

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Despite the fact that millions of Americans are being laid off every day, 36-year-old California resident Jim Winters has actually managed to get a new job.

PAINT LICK, Kentucky - The slim and trim version of Jessica Simpson is back! She certainly gave the concert-goers at The Salamander Stroganoff Festival in Paint Lick, Kentucky there money's worth and more. Je-Si pranced and

Berkshire - (Toxic Ass Mess): Triple Michelin-starred Fat Duck restaurateur Heston Services Blue-Mental has accused Prince Charles' Duchy Originals range of detox remedies of outright quackery. The complaint follows the closure of the Berkshire ea...

(New York-NY) Yours truly Ed "E." is feeling the pressure at work. Can you believe it, me? We've cut down. I was told that we need to do less with more.

Halloween Horrors as Tables Turned on Trick-or-Treaters! Wolfman and Frankenstein's Monster Terrorise Town With Pumpkin Attacks as Former Victim Puts the Frighteners on Tormentors!

Does a Spectral Sex Offender Stalk the Stalls of Fulchester Cathedral? A Tale of Seasonal Supernatural Terror to Chill the Bones!

Whittier, California - "I'll be honest with you," said Dr. Phil to Octu-Mom in his sit down interview with at her residence, her mother's house in Whittier, California. "The real reason why America is so