Stories Archive by Month - March
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California Supreme Court Offers Compromise Solution To Same Sex Marriage Ban
The California Supreme Court offered a compromise proposal to the same sex marriage ban put in place by voters in November. The proposal suggests that one of the marrying parties
The Day The Earth Got Spanked
Aliens Issue Chilling Warning to Mankind! Is it Humanity's Fate to be Spanked into Submission by Alien Masters? Despite Fears of World Leaders, Promise of Proper Discipline Welcomed in Many Quarters!
Sex Dolls of The Ss
Last Great Story of World War Two Revealed, As Nazi Plot to Bring Britain to its Knees with Army of Exploding Inflatable Women Uncovered!
Kate Beckinsale And Cristiano Ronaldo Jump On The Below Decks Bandwagon
Kate Beckinsale, the sultry temptress star of Van Helsing and the Underworld movies was joined by Manchester United midfielder Cristiano Ronaldo at a Manchester hotel to announce that they should be considered for roles in
Sky Announce 3d Televisions By Year End. Big-nosed Celebs And Porn Stars Panic.
Sky have announced that they will start trialling 3D television technology by the end of 2009. Their proposed technology options include using two TVs side by side with one painted red and one blue, broadcasting
Sex In Space
NASA Claim to Have Achieved First Zero-Gravity Erection Sparks New Space Race! Russian and American Space Agencies Vie to Install Adult Film Production Module on International Space Station!
Shock Jock Howard Stern Asks Obama If The First Lady Ever 'Gave Him Head!'
Washington, DC - In his first interview with shock-jock Howard Stern, President Barack Obama revealed interesting tidbits about his sex life during the 20-plus years of being married to the First Lady.
Stern prodded the emotionally
Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.
(New York-NY) The universe officially ended today, but in a surprising reaction the Dow Jones average rose fifty-percent. Its highest gain in, since time no longer exists those details were unavailable
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