Stephen Hawking dead - satire links and funny stories
This page is dedicated to Professor Stephen Hawking who died, aged, 67, in 2009. His death is a very sad thing for us all and we wish all those who knew him the very best. Hawking dead is a situation we very much regret, his best seller "A brief history of time" is perhaps the most read and widely understood space-science book of all time. I imagine Darwin's little gem possibly would otherwise beat it in a "science" only category.
Hawking's presence will be very sorely missed. That he died as late as he has is a testament to him.
UPDATE: It appears the Steven Hawking did not die at all - he is very much alive and writing inflammatory stuff about God not being 'all that'. Multi-wicked. In every sense. Love that Dead Hawking.
Hawking's presence will be very sorely missed. That he died as late as he has is a testament to him.
UPDATE: It appears the Steven Hawking did not die at all - he is very much alive and writing inflammatory stuff about God not being 'all that'. Multi-wicked. In every sense. Love that Dead Hawking.
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Stephen Hawking Says Santa Claus Not Real
The world's mightiest intellect has caused controversy by announcing that Father Christmas does not exist.
In a brilliant interview in the Guardian, Europe's foremost newspaper for top thinkers, Hawking, who is literally a human brain, states
Stephen Hawking To Compete On Robot Wars And Ultimate Fighter
In the beginning there was God, and then, there wasn't, because Stephen Hawking came, he saw, he kicked his arse! And then he said "God did not create the universe; the laws of physics were
Stephen Hawking To Be Turned Into A Dalek
Nobel scientist Stephen Hawking is to be turned into a Dalek, his spokesman revealed today. The British theoretical physicist, whose career spans 40 years and whose book A Brief History of Time famously revealed
Stephen Hawking Claims Aliens Invading Humans From Inside Our Bodies
"You are no longer alone in your body," was the message of Stephen Hawking's latest talk on whether or not aliens do, in fact, exist on Earth. "You have been looking outside yourselves for little
Stephen Hawkings Appointed New England Manager And Names Chimpanzee As Assistant
It's the dream team England fans have been waiting for - everone's favourite Dalek Stephen Hawking is teaming up with a chimpanzee to take over the reigns of the England squad with immediate effect.
While the
Stephen Hawking Messes With Peoples' Heads "Cause I Can"
There are a few things Stephen Hawking says in his Discovery mini-series "Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking" that are meant to be taken in jest, but since most people with an average I.Q. don't
Stephen Hawking's Basement Raided, Rare Historic Artifacts Found
Acting on an anonymous tip, British police raided well-known physicist, Stephen Hawking's basement, where it is reported that they found some incredible historical artifacts from various periods in history. Included with the artifacts was an
Stephen Hawking Warns of Wheelchair Stealing Aliens
After years of sarcastically telling us that ET isn't going to come down and shoot us with his ray gun Mr Hawking has done an about face.
For years Hawking has told us how the Universe
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