Stories Archive by Month - March
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New York Governor David Paterson To Tax Sex
NEW YORK--New York Governor David Paterson announced on Thursday his intention to not only tax porn, but to tax sex as well. The Governor, who is blind, explained that this would
Angelina Jolie To Play Jade Goody In Hollywood Biopic
It was announced that a film is to be made of cancer-stricken reality star Jade Goody, a biopic charting her fascinating life.
"We can't say much about the project", a spokesman told reporters outside the Royal
Brown And Obama Exchange Gifts
Gordon Brown yesterday swapped gifts with Barak Obama as the PM prepared to fly home.
In the traditional ceremony Brown gave Barak a pen with penholder made from the timbers of the last slave ship
California Governor Urges Men To Pee Outside
In a desperate attempt to avoid a statewide water shortage caused by the ongoing drought, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger requested that men pee outside on the lawns or in their
Miley Cyrus' Movie Debut In The Pirate Thriller, 'Below Decks,' Will Be Directed By Spielberg
The irrepressible Miley Cyrus has signed to co-star in the Steven Speilberg pirate film 'Below Decks!' Cyrus has expressed desire to play of the much talked about role of Dora Piebottom.
Set to co-star is
Jade Goody Given Dose of Own Medicine
Jade Goody, the terminally-ill ex-Big Brother housemate and racist, was yesterday the victim of a sustained and relentless verbal attack by a female member of the public whilst she was laid up in her hospital
Dollar Obsoleted - Amero To Go Into Force April 1
WASHINGTON DC - A reliable source inside the Federal Reserve reported today that the Amero will be rolled out on April 1. It will be replacing the Dollar, the Peso, and the Canadian Dollar. Exchange
California To Legalize Marijuana
Californians are breaking out the munchies and soda. The California legislature passed a law this afternoon which would allow the recreational use of marijuana to anyone over the age of
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