Stories Archive by Month - March
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The Twelve Lays of Christmas
Moral Campaigners Condemn Festive DVD Release of Legendary Seasonal Porn Movie! Claims that Scenes of Santa's Sex Romps in a Pear Tree Will Corrupt Christmas!
Ulrika Jonsson. "Stop Taking The Piss!"
Ulrika Jonsson has launched an emotional plea for people to stop mocking her after she revealed deeply personal and embarrassing revelation that she is suffering from LAI (Light Adult Incontinence) following the birth of her
Area Man Considered 'Too Big To Fail' At Breaking Diet; Liposuction Bailout Expected
With his waistline at a hefty 60 inches and gaining, local man Lester Citis says that he is now literally too big to have hopes of his diet ever working for him, and will need
Max Cliffhanger Lobbies For Jade Plinth Memorial
London - (Celebrity Big Racist Mess): Jade Goody's Mr 25% publicist Max Cliffhanger said today he felt there is an 'overwhelming sense of national need' for his client to be commemorated in Trafalgar Square's fourth
Robert Mugabe Becomes Car Insurance Chief Executive
A leading car insurance company today appointed Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe as its chief executive.
'Oh yes', the African said, 'I will make them into the best car insurance company in history with my new policies,
Miley Cyrus And Britney Spears To Star In High School Musical 4
Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears appeared at a press conference in Hollywood today to announce that they will appear in High School Musical 4. The film will begin shooting in May and should be available
Obama Introduces "Auto-Erotic" Tax At White House Health Forum
(Washington, D.C.) It was an overlooked agenda item at the White House Forum on Health Reform Thursday, but it is one in which President Obama and his Director of Domestic Policy
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