Stories Archive by Month - March
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Area Man Killed By Snuggie, The Blanket With Sleeves
A local man was found dead in his bed Friday morning after his Snuggie -- the blanket with sleeves -- became wrapped around his neck and violently asphyxiated him.
Rihanna Reveals Her Bikini Line Tattoo
CHICAGO - Rihanna fresh from taking Chris (Brown) back after her horrendous fall in which she received facial bruises, a swollen lip, a bloody nose, as well as various other scrapes, abrasions, and cuts says
Gop Head Michael Steele Calls Obama's Speech 'Wiggidy-Whack', Threatens Rap Battle
After Barack Obama's first speech to a joint session of Congress, Republicans came out swinging, with Michael Steele, head of the Republican National Committee, leading the charge in labeling Obama and his "silly-ass speeches" as
The Bbook of Geek Literature Quiz
This is the third of eight quizzes taken from the 8 pillars of geekdom (software, TV, literature, gaming, movies, science, hardware, Internet) found in The BBook of Geek. In the BBook, there are six facts
Jason "Crybaby" Mesnick - The Bachelor's Ten Favorite Songs
SEATTLE - Jason Mesnick, who was ABC's 2009 "Bachelor" spent an awful lot of time crying, sobbing, and weeping on the finale as well as on the two "After The Rose" follow up shows.
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Local Mother Assumes Fax Machine ?must Be Teleporter?
In our weekly human interest story we bring you the heartbreaking tale of Mrs Janet Constance from London, England, Europe.
Janet was attempting to use the family fax machine for the first time to send a
Gay Nazis Must Die!
Are Nazi Homosexuals From the Hollow Earth Planning World Domination? Top Conspiracy Theorist Reveals Gay Nazi Generals' Plot to 'Turn' Hitler!
Age Before Beauty
Are Britain's Pensioners Under Threat From Dangerous Sexual Predators? Top Sexologist Warns of Explosion in Geriatric Sex Offending Due to Ageing Population!
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