Stories Archive by Month - March
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Puritan Pleasures
Cable TV Channel Set Up to Raise Moral Standards Condemned by Watchdog For Broadcast of Torture, Punishment and Humiliation! Are Channel's Owners Moral Guardians or Just Hypocritical Perverts?
David Van Day Gatecrashes Kilimanjaro Triumph
Nine celebrities who have been climbing Mount Kilimanjaro in aid of Comic Relief, reached the summit as dawn broke this morning - only to find has-been wannabe celebrity, David Van Day, waiting for them with
Trailer Review: Watchmen
I come into this movie with a bias. I like the Watchmen story. I've read it twice. That doesn't mean I can't be objective about the trailer review, but it is impossible for me to
Hull City Reach Last Five of Fa Cup For First Time Since 1930
There were celebrations at the KC Stadium today, when Premier League newboys Hull City progressed through to the last five of the FA Cup for the first time in 79 years.
The Tigers and their fans
Jade Goody Has Only 9½ Weeks Left
I was revealed today that the unfortunate Jade Goody has only 9½ weeks left.
The reality show winner, who, despite what everyone has said about her, has been sadly stricken with cancer, was said to be
Cheltenham Race Meeting Doomed As Ufo Crashes On Course
Cheltenham, Gloucs - (X-Files Mess): Remains of an ominous mystery space craft were found burning on the racecourse track this morning.
The Prestbury Park site said today it may now have to cancel its prestigeous annual
Virgo horoscope
The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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