Stories Archive by Month - March

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Michael: The Latest Jackson To Experience Bizarre  Malfunction On Live Tv

Michael: The Latest Jackson To Experience Bizarre Malfunction On Live Tv

London, U.K. -- Hundreds of fans looked on in utter disbelief as Michael Jackson became the latest in the family to experience an embarrassing malfunction on live, international television. The incident occurred as Jackson was announcing

Ex-ceo of Yahoo, Jerry Yang, Wins Oscar For Best Actor

Ex-ceo of Yahoo, Jerry Yang, Wins Oscar For Best Actor

In a surprising turn of events Jerry Yang beat the favourites, Mickey Rourke and Sean Penn, for the coveted Best Actor award for his role as ‘CEO’ in the zany sci-fi adventure: ‘Yahoo! We Should

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Site News: Almost 60 Old News Stories Added!

We've added almost 60 fine articles from our 2005 volume to our archives! More to come -- stay tuned.

Government Announces New UK Cto Position. Lord British Heads Shortlist.

Government Announces New UK Cto Position. Lord British Heads Shortlist.

Lord British, ruler of the online realm Britannia, is currently the bookies’ favourite for the newly created government position of Chief Technology Officer of the UK. After the US announced that their CIO, Vivek Kundra

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Your Letters Answered: March 9, 2009

We answer letters from real readers like you, but not you, unless you sent us a letter, in which case we probably answered it!

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Added: 09 March 2009
Facebook Announce ?the Joker? Joining Board As Advisor of Evil

Facebook Announce ?the Joker? Joining Board As Advisor of Evil

Mark Zuckerberg, 15, has responded to criticism about the recent failed changes to Facebook’s Terms of Service with the news that he will be bringing The Joker onto the Board to help them to ‘Do

Los Alamitos Mayor Shocked To Discover Racial Slur In Own Email

Los Alamitos Mayor Shocked To Discover Racial Slur In Own Email

Dean Grose, the mayor of Los Alamitos, California, says that he was "absolutely shocked" to discover that an email he sent to a friend, which showed hundreds of watermelons on the White House lawn with

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Added: 09 March 2009
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'Slumdog' Wins Eight Oscars; Entire Subcontinent Suddenly Gets An Attitude

In the wake of "Slumdog Millionaire" taking home Oscar gold for Best Motion Picture, the world awoke the day after the ceremonies to discover the entire subcontinent of India had suddenly copped an attitude.

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Added: 09 March 2009


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