Stories Archive by Month - March

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Nambla Announces Social Media Strategy For 2009

The North American Man/Boy Love Association’s Head of Marketing, Peter File, announced today their spectacular launch into online social media. The much maligned group who want to foster the natural love and joy between an old

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Cowboys Terrell Owens (tossed Out)

DALLAS - In a move that shocked not only Dallas Cowboy fans but NFL fans throughout the league The Dallas Cowboys have released wide receiver Terrell Owens. When informed of the move Owens replied that

 The Spoof
Added: 09 March 2009
Highway of The Driving Dead

Highway of The Driving Dead

From the outset, this low-budget British horror flick makes clear its no-holds barred approach. In the opening scene a car full of youths speeds along the M25 orbital motorway, pulling alongside an old Rover carrying

 The Sleaze
Added: 09 March 2009
Michael Jackson To Perform In England

Michael Jackson To Perform In England

LONDON - Michael Jackson, 50, going on 18, has passed all of the required medical tests in order to perform concerts in the United Kingdom. Jackson who has not performed a concert since 2001, is still

Chris Brown Allegedly Assaults, Rapes Richard Simmons

Chris Brown Allegedly Assaults, Rapes Richard Simmons

When he failed to appear on a live infomercial for a new exercise video, initial uncertainty gave way to concern for the safety of worldwide fitness mogul and international sex symbol, Richard Simmons. After remaining

Little Chef Buy Out The Fat Duck

Little Chef Buy Out The Fat Duck

Fine food outlet Little Chef has announced today they have bought the troubled eatery the Fat Duck in Bray. The publicly listed restaurant has seen its shares tumble due in large to the lack of fat

 The Spoof
Added: 09 March 2009
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Miley Cyrus Caught Up In Another Scandal!

Miley Cyrus is once again in the national headlines for sponsoring a Rainbow Party with her high school friends. This time the headlines have brought anger from scores of parents whose teenagers were involved. The event

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Castaway Apocalypse - Reality Tv Cannibals Exposed

Were Reality TV Contestants Forgotten and Abandoned by Programme Makers Responsible for Wrecking and Looting Ships on Remote Island? Amazing Claims that Crews Eaten by Survivors of BBC Castaway TV Show in Cannibal Pirate Spree!

 The Sleaze
Added: 09 March 2009


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