Stories Archive by Month - March
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Producers Scramble To Cast, Film 'Friday The 13th' Follow-up After Realizing March 13th Also A Friday This Year
Producers say they had not anticipated another Friday the 13th, which has scientifically been found to be second only to Labor Day as the scariest day of the year, until much later, and planned their
The Rolling Stones Detained At Heathrow Airport
LONDON - Mick Jagger, 65, Keith Richards, 65, Ron Wood, 61, Bill Wyman, 72, and Charlie Watts, 67, whose combined ages is 330! were all detained for questioning at London's Heathrow Airport.
It seems that the
Amy Winehouse Nationalised As Government Moves To Bolster Alcohol Industry
Government to Nationalise Amy Winehouse in Attempt to Save Britian's Alcoholic Beverages Industry! Move Essential in Order to Encourage Young Binge Drinkers Claims Chancellor!
Ryanair To Rebrand As ?fucking Ryanair?, Also To Charge ?peasants? For Real Planes
Ryanair’s CEO Michael O’Fuckface announced that they are spending 50p rebranding their online torture airline to ‘Fucking Ryanair’ so it’s reflects how most people refer to his company.
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Members of Faith No More Tribute Band Surprised Band Hasn't Helped Them Get Laid
Though a number of fans have congratulated the band on accurately representing the sound and appearance of the LA-quintet, band members report that no women have slept with them for the same reason.
Liverpool Redmen Subject of New Dic Takeover Bid.
The famous US scouse soccer team the Liverpool Redmen look like changing hands again as it is rumoured Middle Eastern investors Dubai International Capital (DIC) are looking at launching their tenth bid to buy the
California Proposes Legalizing Marijuana, Murder
The Board of Equalization estimated that sales of marijuana would bring the state $1.3 billion every year, while the legalization of murder would save the state $300 billion in investigation costs.
The Return of Tatiana Del Toro (ole!)
HOLLYWOOD - Tatiana Del Toro is back! The Puerto Rican drama queen of all drama queens has been given an "American Idol" reprieve.
The four A.I. judges have named "Tats" as one of the eight wild
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