Stories Archive by Month - March
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Vanessa Hudgens Says Starring In "Beastly" Gave Her Chills - But Good Old-fashioned Chills
LOS ANGELES - Vanessa sat at a table at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steak House talking about her latest motion picture.
She told Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine that she had never
Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Split - He Says He Dumped Her, She Says She Dumped Him
LOS ANGELES - The once happy couple has told the entertainment media that they are no longer happy or a couple.
Speaking from his rented beach house on Venice Beach, Timberlake said that after being
Japanese Tsunami Depositing Millions of Tonnes of Swarming Jellyfish All Over Quake-stricken New Zealand
Japan - Introduced into Japan's temperate waters in 1921, the progeny of a mating pair of Nomura's Jellyfish are set to cause catastrophe in the Pacific Ring Of Fire's quake-hit zone.
Seismologists said today up to
NASA Discovers Martian Canals Again
Houston, TX - NASA received some astonishing, and unexpected, news today from its Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter (MRO). The new probe is currently orbiting the Red Planet. Today, it sent back remarkable photos of
No Toilet At Royal Wedding Shock
Prince William and Catherine Middleton are to avoid falling into a toilet at their Royal Wedding by a clever move.
Catherine, better known as Kate, is to have her initial C before the W of William
Scott Walker Begs Koch Brothers To Release Him From Pact
While Scott Walker says he doesn't want to compare his relationship with the Koch Brothers as being akin to selling your soul to the devil, seeing as he's a devout Christian and all, his friends
Justin Bieber Has A New Pet Goldfish
Justin has never been allowed to have a pet as his mother always said that SHE would be the one doing all the cleaning up after it etc. so imagine Justin's surprise when he arrived
Paxman Explodes Heads After Chomsky Interview
Medical experts were blaming the Daily Express again today for a further bout of exploding heads.
The paper's Hickey column this morning led with an item about Jeremy Paxman's interviews with US Senator John McCain and
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