Stories Archive by Month - March
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Forbes Announces Latest List Or World's Richest People And They Announce "We're Giving It All Away!"
Forbes have announced their latest list of global multi-billionaires and surprise, surprise, Bill Gates is still not "Numero Uno", the Mexican Telecom magnate, Carlos Slim (he wishes he was, fatty), is the new "Numero uno"!
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Kelly Clarkson Says That American Idol's Lauren "Peaches" Alaina Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Backwoods Hillbilly
HOLLYWOOD - The very first winner of American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has told AI host Ryan Seacrest that he needs to tell his fellow Georgia peach that she needs to stop dressing like a backwoods
New Study Adds Credibility To Gingrich's Claim That Patriotism Led Him To Commit Adultery
In a recent interview with David Brody on CBS, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich said of his past extramarital affairs, "There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately
Selena Gomez And Demi Lovato Both Agree On Who American Idol's "Top Three" Will Be
HOLLWOOD - Many television critics are saying that this season of American Idol has far more than the usual share of fairly good, talented performers.
The national publication USA Sunup has stated that they feel that
Mummified Goldfish Discovered In Egyptian Pyramid
Two archeologists announced today that they have discovered 2,000 mummified goldfish whilst doing research in a pyramid in Egypt. It took them a while to figure out what the miniature mummies actually were.
They used
Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Swamped As California Prepares For Tsunami!
Lines formed around the block in San Francisco at the city's marijuana distribution points as citizens prepared for emergency conditions following an 8.9 earthquake in Japan and a Tsunami warning extending from the California
The Reasons The Producers of The "Lara Croft: 'Tomb Raiders" Series Say They No Longer Want Angelina Jolie
LOS ANGELES - In a move that has surprised a lot of Lara Croft: Tomb Raider fans, as well as fans of Angelina Jolie the film's producers have decided to move on with the series
Moyes Wins Romantic Novel Award
Everton boss David Moyes is the surprise winner of the Romantic Novel of The Year for his first submission "Musings On Merseyside".
The ginger haired Glaswegian, widely regarded as one of the best homegrown bosses in
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