Stories Archive by Month - March

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Kate Middleton Shocker: She Confides To A Close Friend That She Is Now Having Second Thoughts About The Royal Wedding

LONDON - In a stunningly unbelievable revelation that could possibly have world wide repercussions Kate Middleton, the fiancee of Prince William has confided to an extremely close friend that she is beginning to have second

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Added: 11 March 2011
Lily Allen Begs 'Don't Watch Documentary.' TV Bosses Tear Hair Out... Kind Of.

Lily Allen Begs 'Don't Watch Documentary.' TV Bosses Tear Hair Out... Kind Of.

TV schedulers are considering pulling a documentary about singer Lily Allen after she begged her fans not to watch it. The C4 show, Riches To Rags, airs over three episodes beginning next Tuesday. But the 25-year-old star

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Added: 11 March 2011
Leo Varadkar Made 'Minister For Turnips' In New Irish Government

Leo Varadkar Made 'Minister For Turnips' In New Irish Government

Turnip-faced politician Leo Varadkar has been anointed 'Minister for Turnips' in the new Fine Gael/Labour coalition government. The arrogant vegetable-featured character said he was delighted to be representing such a 'tasteless and disgusting veg...

Kate Middleton To Choose 'Bizarre Gardening Accident' Exit Say Experts

Kate Middleton To Choose 'Bizarre Gardening Accident' Exit Say Experts

Kate Middleton, lovely wife-to-be of Prince Harry's older brother William, has spent the last few months choosing flowers and clothes for her impending wedding day. But this week she had perhaps the most difficult decision

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Added: 11 March 2011
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Susan Boyle Jumps On The Bandwagon And Starts Collecting Goldfish

Apparently Susan Boyle has heard about the 'goldfish craze' and has jumped on the bandwagon in order to 'stay in the news'. Susan has had a HUGE aquarium delivered to her new home in Blackburn, Scotland

Bill Gates 500/1 To Become Next Apple Ceo

Bill Gates 500/1 To Become Next Apple Ceo

Tim Cook, Apple’s chief operating officer, is the overwhelming favorite at 1/5 to take over from Steve Jobs as the company’s next number one, according to Paddy Power, the Irish betting house. Meanwhile, the chances

Kate Middleton Astounds Crowds In Ireland

Kate Middleton Astounds Crowds In Ireland

Yes, bride-to-be Kate is extremely multi-talented. She wowed crowds in Ireland recently by flipping a pancake. She is also able to walk and chew gum at the same time whilst sending text messages.

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Added: 10 March 2011
Arsenal Keeper Szczesny Replaced Mid Game Through Injury

Arsenal Keeper Szczesny Replaced Mid Game Through Injury

Arsenal goal keeper, and officially world's most difficult name to spell, Wojciech Szczesny was substituted mid way through the first half of their crucial Champion's League game with Barcelona. The keeper saved a shot on goal

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Added: 10 March 2011


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