Stories Archive by Month - March
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Bone Escalates The Invertebrate Conflict Into Outright War
Most understand how scorpions loathe their aquatic brothers, the viscous crawdad. Both have segmented bodies, pinching claws, and a burning desire to kill everything that crosses their path. These spineless bastards part ways, however,
Anglicans And Catholics Plan "Clear The Air" Ruck After Walk-out
Heads of the Anglican and Roman Catholic Churches in England are planning a mass brawl to settle their differences over today's Ash Wednesday walkout by Church of England dissidents.
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Derek Acorah Helps The Sun Perform The Largest Psychic Experiment Ever
The People's Psychic, Derek Acorah has teamed up with The Sun newspaper to attempt to show the country that psychic phenomena is real and all around us.
"We are going to be doing a few psychic
Prince William Has Invited Charlie Sheen To His Bachelor Night
Charlie Sheen sent an invitation to Charlie Sheen to invite himself to Prince William's Bachelor Party.
When Charlie was asked by one of our 'shaplier' Spoof Writers, if he would be attending the 'party' he answered,
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The Cast of 'Two And A Half Men' Speak Out On Charlie "Showless" Sheen
HOLLYWOOD - Well now that Charlie Sheen has just lost his job on the number one rated comedy show Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week the maverick actor
Sarah Palin's Next Target: Mike Tyson (and His Pigeons)
Let's get ready to rumble!!! Next weekend, Sarah Palin, the self-proclaimed "Mama Grizzly of Reality TV," has her sights set on a heavyweight title fight with fellow reality star "Pigeon Mike" Tyson to decide who
Charlie Sheen Hires Make-up Artist To Give Him "Crazy" Look
Many folks these days are calling Charlie Sheen crazy and with good cause. But there are a few folks keeping an eye on Sheen. Some say he's crazy alright, crazy like a fox.
The latest conspiracy
Justin Bieber And Cheryl Cole To Appear Together On "Glee"
HOLLYWOOD - It looks like 17-year-old Justin Bieber has gotten his wish. His agent has just worked out a deal where he will get to appear with the one woman that he has a first
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