Stories Archive by Month - March
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Moussaoui Hired To Pilot Air Force One
After two previous federal government blunders that could end up sparing the life of convicted al-Qaeda terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui, a source close to the Justice Department?s prosecution team revealed today that Mr. Moussaoui...
Cheney Whacks Soprano
Vice President Dick Cheney ordered last night's shocking "hit" on TV mob boss Tony Soprano and will make...
Penny-pinching Pub Owner Visited By Three St. Patrick's Day Spirits
Chicago - In a developing story from monthly paranormal periodical, Mediums, Large and Small, the South-side Chicago Irish pub, Patty O'Penwides, apparently provides more than just darts and cheap draft beer. At least that is...
Sadam Considering Legal Action Against Osama Bin Laden Over Bush Jibe.
Former President of Iraq Sadam Hussain was in tears last night as details of latest audiotaped message from al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden was leaked to him by a friendly American GI. In the tape...
Senator Calls For Bush Censure, Time Out
Sen. Russ Feingold today introduced a measure in the Senate to censure President George Bush for his conduct surrounding what the Wisconsin Democrat calls an "illegal" eavesdropping program run by the National Security...
Haiti Laughingly Engages In Post-election Optimism
Newly elected Haitian President, Rene Preval, is promising to bring prosperity to this troubled nation by implementing a comprehensive program of voodoo economics...
President Finally Gets Iraq War Pun
White House sources are saying that much to the annoyance of those around him, President Bush has been seen loudly chuckling to himself for the past two weeks after finally getting a pun that originated...
Good News For Wankers!
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