Stories Archive by Month - March
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Bush Calls For "National Day of Distraction"
With President George Bush’s approval ratings hitting a new all-time low, the White House is calling on Americans to participate in a “National Day of Distraction.”...
Senator Russ Feingold To Put George Bush Censure Resolution Before Congress
Saying, "The President has broken the law and, in some way, he must be held accountable," Wisconsin Senator Russ Feingold promised that he would introduce a...
The Death of Kitty Pride: Jessica Alba
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Bill O'Reilly Bursts A Vessel And Orders Hit On Keith Olbermann And 'Mike From Orlando'
Unconfirmed sources report that TV personality Bill O'Reilly has been admitted to hospital for treatment of a burst blood vessel in his forehead. The vessel popped shortly after an on-air melt...
Pakistan Unveils New Superweapon
Pakistan's President announced today that George Bush would be joining the Pakistan cricket team...
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