Stories Archive by Month - March
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Missing 'Bubble Fusion' Locker With Cash Lights Up LAX
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) UPDATE -- Investigators from the local Los Angeles Port Authority have located missing 'bubble fusion' related nuclear equipment from Oak Ridge National Labs(ORNL), and Purdue University at the Los Angeles Internatio...
The Top Entries From The Say Something Nice About Dick Cheney Contest
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Galway Man Seeks To Beat Niall's Record.
Seamus Patrick Joyce, age 24, of Galway, has stated his intention to be more fertile than famed Irish king Niall of the Nine Hostages...
George Clooney To Democrats: F--k You!
George Clooney directed a very terse two-word, seven-letter statement today on The Huffington Post at Democrats...
Toilets of Terror!
Responsibility for Recent London Lavatory Outrages Claimed by Iraqi Extremists Seeking Revenge for Desecration of Sacred Crappers by British Troops!...
Rockstar Games Delays Brokeback Videogame Release
Rockstar Games today announced that the release date for their upcoming game, based on Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain franchise, has been put back for the second time. The game was originally scheduled to coincide...
Microsoft Releases Dual Core XP Licensing
Microsoft announced today that they are ready to take advantage of the industry shift towards dual-core processors. Microsoft has released the new “dual-core licensing edition”...
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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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