Stories Archive by Month - March
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Brave George Clooney Almost Kills "Icky" Spider
George Clooney, the self-proclaimed "brave man of Hollywood," mustered all his courage and "went after a dime-sized arachnid on his wall last night," almost killing it, sources said yesterday...
Hillary Would Rather The Mob Ran U.S. Ports
Hillary Clinton opposed the sale of P&O’s U.S. ports to DP World, the Dubai government controlled company, because she wanted to support the mob-riddled...
New Videotape Shows Mascot Hostages Alive - Ronald McDonald Missing
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Arab television yesterday broadcast a new videotape Tuesday showing three of the four American corporate mascots, Fido Dido, Uncle Ben and the Energiser Bunny who were taken hostage in Iraq last year...
Tactical Nuclear Weapons Approved For American Consumers
Marking what may be the final passage in a series of groundbreaking weapons bills, Congress yesterday signed into law the Homeowners Fission Liberty...
De Villepin Now Behind The Barricades
In a stunning turn of events, French Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin (who is a man) today barricaded himself inside a building at the Sorbonne to protest student riots over unemployment that threaten...
Congress Declares President Bush A "Non-Entity"
President Bush 'phased out of existence' last Thursday after both houses of Congress voted to 'phase President Bush out of existence'. Now little more than a wisp of a memory of a distant recollection, Bush...
Bush Takes Break During Mars Trip To Give Positive Assessment of Iran-iraq War
The President took a break from his tour of the planet Mars today to give one in a series of speeches to build support for the Iran-Iraq war. The speech provided...
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