Stories Archive by Month - March
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Judge Slaps Congressman Cunningham With Eight Years And Loss of Tennis Privileges
Disgraced California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham plans to appeal U.S. District Judge Larry Burns decision to withhold six weeks of tennis privileges while he serves eight years for bribery. The sentence, which averages out to...
UK Top Cop Bugs The Buggers
London, 14 March 2006 - (Associated Mess): New Scotland Yard admitted today that it has taken up recent controversial US counter-terrorism policies of bugging the phone calls of dubious public figures suspected of involvement in...
Sexist Woman Alive
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Cheney Promises To Go Ballistic On Iran
Vice President Cheney has announced that the Administration was finally going to get tough with Iran, threatening the rug merchants...
Top 11 Reasons I Need A Bigger Monitor
Why do you need a bigger monitor? Find at least 11 reasons why!...
New World Order: Milosevic Dead, Hussein Sick, Bin Laden On Life Support
"All those despots are super ill or dead," said Illuminati Conspiracy Archive spokesperson, Carlyle J. Merry Whatever....
Google Refuses Judge To Turn Over Data--Gary Glitter Relieved, George Bush Enraged
(San Francisco--CA) Google Inc, as of last Tuesday the official keeper of all knowledge in the world, played Iran to U.S. District Court Judge James Ware's George Bush. The search portal...
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