Stories Archive by Month - March
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Bush, Democrats Restate Anti-Terror Strategies
In response to a Bush administration restatement today of the U.S. strategy for fighting the so-called "war on terror", leading Congressional Democrats released a report reaffirming their party's approach to...
Michael Douglas Slams Brangelina
Michael Douglas, the star of many a Hollywood classic, has dished out a couple of critical remarks as to the future of the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie relationship...
Bush Makes Tenth Photo Op Trip To New Orleans
resident Bush made his tenth photo op trip to this Katrina-devastated city last week...
Excerpt From Frommer's Guide To Red States
If you are a first time visitor to a Red State, I have several helpful hints to keep you physically and mentally safe. Because we don't want to frighten the natives, you will have..
Right Clarifies Moral Confusion With Don't Kill Me Canon
A coalition of American conservatives led by Tom DeLay, Bill Frist, Dr. James Dobson and Newt Gingrich issued yesterday the "Don't Kill Me"...
South Dakota Bans Abortion, Devil In The Details.
(UCS News:South Dakota) -Gov. Michael Rounds of South Dakota signed into law the nation's most sweeping state abortion ban on Monday. Many applaud the Governors direct legal challenge to Roe...
Obesity Epidemic Linked To Widescreen Televisions
The obesity epidemics in Japan and America have been statistically linked to the sell-through of wide-screen televisions. Designed for the 16:9 aspect ratio of High Definition television, but typically used with the...
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