Stories Archive by Month - March
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
ACLU Says Breakfast Is The Most Racist Meal of The Day
he American Civil Liberties Union has filed a class-action civil rights suit against breakfast, calling it “the most racist meal of the day.”...
Jessica Simpson's "No" Bigger Upset Than Iraq To George Bush
(Washington, D.C.) In the wake of Operation Swarmer, number fifteen in a series of 182 final military pushes to extinguish the fire of Iraqi insurgents, Jessica Simpson turning down a meeting...
"Trooper Thorn” To Quit Ring, Leave Country.
Prizefighter Sean “Trooper Thorn” Thornton announced his decision to give up boxing and leave the country today. The Pittsburgh area boxer announced his intentions shortly after a bout with fighter Tony Gardello, who was killed...
Chicken Shocker
In a surprise move, KFC has declared a switch from all things chicken to squirrel. Announcing the move last night, KFC CEO, R Sole, said: ‘This bird flu lark has really pissed us off. We...
Katherine Harris Admits To Sean Hannity And That Other Guy- "I Stole The 2000 Election For George W. Bush"
Unconfirmed sources reports that scandal ridden Senate candidate Katherine Harris has admitted that she illegally manipulated voting machine tallies in the disputed 2000 Presidential election. In a tearful interview that left...
Cheney Was At The Grassy Knoll In 1963; Tried To Suicide But Shot JFK
Via the miracle of the Bongo News’ Way Back Machine, we take you back to the Grassy Knoll at Dealey Plaza in Dallas, Texas on...
New Poll Shows Bush Popular Only With Immediate Family
A CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll shows that President Bush is popular only with his immediate family. The poll was instantly classified by the Bush administration...
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Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......
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