Stories Archive by Month - March
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Howard Stern Runs Afoul of Alien Bureaucrats
Barely two months after moving his top-rated morning program from the public airwaves to Sirius satellite radio in search of more artistic...
Christians Boycott NCAA's Big Dance
New York − Gathering in front of ESPN Headquarters in New York City, a large group of Midwestern Christian protesters paced the pavement picketing the NCAA's annual spring basketball tournament, commonly referred to as the...
Battle For Control of More Sand
The US has launched a major operation near Samarra today. Us and Iraqi troops with 50 aircraft have thundered into battle. Iraqi foreign minister, Hushamy Mouthe, hailed the assault as an excellent example of...
A Prerequisite For Admission To The Church of Scientology Is A Lack of Sense of Humor
Isaac Hayes has quit the hot animated series, South Park. Matt Stone, one of South Park's creators, has blamed the sudden departure of the Soul singer on the fact that a recent episode poked fun at...
Person Eats Only Subway- Shocked To Be Still Fat
A woman has expressed shock that she remains fat after eating only Subway products for four months...
Jessica Simpson Snubs Bush
Actress and singer Jessica Simpson skipped an invitation for private face time with President George W. Bush at a Republican fundraiser last night...
The Ape Who Would Be King
Gorilla Bananas comes up with an imaginative solution to a bloody conflict...
Impeach This Mutha Out
Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. Now that the Senate has censured me, I realize that illegal wiretaps and lies about the reasons...
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