Stories Archive by Month - March

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Howard Stern Runs Afoul of Alien Bureaucrats

Howard Stern Runs Afoul of Alien Bureaucrats

Barely two months after moving his top-rated morning program from the public airwaves to Sirius satellite radio in search of more artistic...

 Bongo News
Added: 17 March 2006
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Christians Boycott NCAA's Big Dance

New York − Gathering in front of ESPN Headquarters in New York City, a large group of Midwestern Christian protesters paced the pavement picketing the NCAA's annual spring basketball tournament, commonly referred to as the...

 The Spoof
Added: 17 March 2006
Battle For Control of More Sand

Battle For Control of More Sand

The US has launched a major operation near Samarra today. Us and Iraqi troops with 50 aircraft have thundered into battle. Iraqi foreign minister, Hushamy Mouthe, hailed the assault as an excellent example of...

 The Spoof
Added: 17 March 2006
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A Prerequisite For Admission To The Church of Scientology Is A Lack of Sense of Humor

Isaac Hayes has quit the hot animated series, South Park. Matt Stone, one of South Park's creators, has blamed the sudden departure of the Soul singer on the fact that a recent episode poked fun at...

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Person Eats Only Subway- Shocked To Be Still Fat

A woman has expressed shock that she remains fat after eating only Subway products for four months...

 Brainsnap
Added: 17 March 2006
Jessica Simpson Snubs Bush

Jessica Simpson Snubs Bush

Actress and singer Jessica Simpson skipped an invitation for private face time with President George W. Bush at a Republican fundraiser last night...

 The Chortler
Added: 17 March 2006
The Ape Who Would Be King

The Ape Who Would Be King

Gorilla Bananas comes up with an imaginative solution to a bloody conflict...

 Utterpants
Added: 17 March 2006
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Impeach This Mutha Out

Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. Now that the Senate has censured me, I realize that illegal wiretaps and lies about the reasons...



Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....

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