Stories Archive by Month - March

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Davina To Host Live Jade Goody Eviction

It has been announced that dying reality star Jade Goody DID decide that she wanted her death to be televised after all - in a Big Brother-style eviction, with Davina presenting the show. Her publicist, Fax

Jade Goody Critics In Paris Hilton Death Plunge Horror

Jade Goody Critics In Paris Hilton Death Plunge Horror

Today's tragic conclusion to the recent troubles on Dunbitchin finally brought a peace, of sorts, to the stricken, far-flung island and its bewildered inhabitants. The previous day's constant skirmishes and upheavals, already referred to by

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Virtually Perverted

Have Perverts Taken Over the Internet? Shocking Reports of Sex Offenders Blighting On Line Communities With Cyber Gropings and Virtual Flashings!

 The Sleaze
Added: 18 March 2009
Goody To Be Buried With Her Two-shoes, Claims Adam Ant!

Goody To Be Buried With Her Two-shoes, Claims Adam Ant!

Doc Martens Outlet Warehouse - Eighties rock icon, Adam Ant, has announced that he had a bedside meeting with Jade Goody and discussed her funeral arrangements in the event she'll be taking that 'great big

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Her Majesty Pleasured

Rival TV Historians Clash Over Sexual Awakening of Queen Victoria! Did Her Majesty Lead Nineteenth Century Sexual Revolution in Britain?

 The Sleaze
Added: 17 March 2009
Chicken Soup For The Geek Soul: Two Brothers

Chicken Soup For The Geek Soul: Two Brothers

The two brothers lived in the same neighborhood, but they were separated by light years, a divide that kept them apart for years.

 BBSpot
Added: 17 March 2009
'Goody-bye England's Woes' Plea As Elton John Does A Runner

'Goody-bye England's Woes' Plea As Elton John Does A Runner

London - (Last Frights Mess): Despite weeks of frenetic PR cajoling to play his seminal 'Goody-bye England's Woes' tribute at Jade Goody's forthcoming reality tv funeral Elton John has mysteriously vanished. The entertainer had been

 The Spoof
Added: 17 March 2009
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Jade Goody's Legacy - Many Will Be Saved

As brave Jade Goody enters the final days of her battle with cancer, it was announced today that thousands have been inspired by her example - and many will be saved as a result. "I can't



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The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today. Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person......

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