Stories Archive by Month - March
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Screwed, Blued & Tattooed: Jesse James Nabbed During Extra Marital Heinie Heist!
TV's most notorious biker, Jesse James and 'loving husband' of Actress Sandra Bullock, was apprehended by his wife after fellow biker and cover girl Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee admitted she had been getting weekly 'tune ups'
Phelps Swims Channel, Does Flip Turn, Returns To UK
Michael Phelps, Olympic phenomenon, swam the English Channel in 4 hours 17 minutes, did flip turn and returned in 3 hours and 58 minutes.
Asked why he didn't stay in France for a visit Phelps
Nick Griffin Claims "I Didn't Do It"
Nick Griffin has spoken out after someone was nicked whitewashing Zebra crossings. Griffin said "I didn't do it", when news broke that someone had been arrested and caught red handed.
For the last couple of
It's Official: David Cameron Does Not Know Arse From Elbow
After years of speculation it finally came to light that David Cameron does not know his arse from his elbow after embarrassing toilet related incident.
The fire service had to be call to free the Conservative
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URL Shortener Performance - Which URL shortening service performs the best? Not Facebook's. Never Online - Never do these 11 things online. Tetris Effect - OK, who hasn't experienced this?
How To Tell If Your Lifting Partner Is Gay
I've got nothin' against gay dudes. I actually play one on Twitter, and I think they're fuckin' hilarious. Thing is, when you're as ripped, huge and awesome as
The Death Book Resurrection By Messiah Obama
A couple weeks ago the Wall Street Journal published an article on Your Life, Your Choices and this was not directed at 15 year-old cheerleader with an enlarged stomach. This 53 page booklet, first
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