Stories Archive by Month - March
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Wankers And US Discuss End of World
The well known "World And Neptune Kind Earth Society" (WANKERS) met today to discuss the 'always in the news' story prophesizing the end of the World.
Now, unlike many of the members of the ever growing
Eric Holder: "Osama Bin Laden Will Never Face Trial"
WASHINGTON, DC - In an unexpected and casual conversation, Eric Holder explained his certainty of Osama bin Laden never facing a courtroom on charges of terrorism.
Eric Holder: He's just so smart ... and witty ...
Necromancy And Mistaken Identity of Biblical Proportions
In his writing 'Benny Hinn and Necromancy (Talking to the Dead)', Joseph R. Chambers wrote that Benny Hinn "stated clearly that he had seen saints ("dead saints") and that they talked to him, gave him
Tourette Syndrome, A Big Joke!
Andy is a misunderstood young man suffering from Tourette syndrome, but is he really ill? If you watch Andy from a far you will see him kick, punch and spit his way along the pavement.
Kirstie Alley Goes On The Church of Osmosisology Diet
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Speaking from her kitchen in her spacious mansion in the Hollywood Hills, Kirstie Alley stated that she is going to do something about her tremendous weight.
The 409 pound Alley stated that she
Trailer Review: Repo Men
This week I review the sequel to Minority Report called Repo Men. A strange choice for a title of a sequel, but there you go. It doesn't have any of the stars, or crew, but
Lacey Brown - America Idol's Most Beautiful Girl Gets Sent Back To Amarillo By Morning
HOLLYWOOD - Amarillo's Lacey Brown sang the Rolling Stones "Ruby Tuesday" on Tuesday and on Wednesday America sadly sang the baseball pitchers song, "Hit The Road Jack."
Lacey found herself in the bottom three along with
What Katie Did
Cheltenham racecourse today,the National Hunt Chase was won by Poker de Sivola, brilliantly ridden by Katie Walsh who steered the horse to victory at 14-1.
Katie is the sister of top Jump Jockey Ruby Walsh regarded
Virgo horoscope
Three is the magic number because some people have a magic superfluous nipple which can change the colour of the sky....
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