Stories Archive by Month - March
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Brown Banking On Argentine War To Win Election
British Premier Gordon Brown is banking on Argentina invading the Falkland Islands prior to any election - thus ensuring a victory for Labour after Britain responds with Nuclear Weapons.
Brown along with MoD Top Brass has
UK Drug Problem Worse Than Ever
The controlled drug problem facing UK Police is getting steadily worse says a spokesperson. "We are seeing an average of one new drug a week hitting the towns and cities and we believe farmers are
Robert Pattinson, Christen Stewart Marriage? Ask "Werewolf" Chaske Spencer
Actor Chaske of the Twilight series is a rare one. He doesn't mind talking to the press and will usually stop for a few words even if the questions are about his fellow actors instead
Worlds Smallest Man Dies After Attempting To Have Sex On A Bar Stool!
The worlds smallest man, 21 inches and Chinese, has had a fatal accident after being approached by a kinky, lon-legged beauty at a pole-dancing venue in downtown Rotherham, UK, after being presented with a pint
Whitewash Suspected In James Bulger $500 Million Art Heist
Boston - (Impressionist Mess): Fugitive Boston gang leader James 'Whitey' Bulger's involvement in a daring 1990 art robbery has been branded a whitewash following the discovery of a 100 gallon drum of distemper concealed in
Elvis Presley Haunted House Up For Sale Again!
For the third time this year, the house with the Elvis Presley ghost is up for sale.
No, it's not the big house in Graceland. Plus it's not any one house.
A couple of con artists have
Lithuanian Police Penising Baldilocks Wrongly Suspected of Being Jon Venables
A raving lunatic who is totally wrong and should have be sent to Moorview Lunatic Asylum months ago, if not involountarily euthanased has come forward WRONGLY SUGGESTING that Miriam Veruccanastycuss is none other than Jon
New Book Says You're Fat
Noam Chomsky introduced his new book today at a gathering at the neighborhood Why Not market.
Chomsky opened the talk with "Why not the Why Not?" and further described the market is where words are
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