Stories Archive by Month - March
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Adrian Chiles Treated For Sex Addiction
Early morning misery guts and real life model for Mr Potato Head, Adrian Chiles has admitted to suffering from Sex Addiction.
The affliction, which normally affects good looking people has caught the living Toby Jug
Royal Wedding Venue Switch - Church of England In Turmoil
Church of England authorities were in urgent talks with Buckingham Palace and Clarence House today following the shock announcement that April's royal wedding will be at Westminster Cathedral.
The Archbishop of Canterbury and his aides have
Obama Orders Uss Reagan To Nuke Fukushima To Prevent Usa Contamination
President Obama, exuding confidence that his March Madness basketball picks might win him a free holiday in Hawaii, announced today that he felt good about his choices, selecting Duke to go all the way.
Primary Schools Completely Unprepared For First Generation of Baby Einsteins
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Richard Branson Pops Pills
Hirsute adventurer and entreprenteur Richard Branson has revealed the secret of success: It wasn’t hard work, perseverence or ingenuity, but rather NZT, a pill that can make a person smart, rich and powerful. The Branson
"The View's" Barbara Walters Says Her Dislike of Whoopi Goldberg Is Not Personal - It's Her Hair!
LOS ANGELES - Barbara Walters who is the host and executive producer of the television talk show The View has finally spoken out about her ongoing dislike for fellow panel member Whoopi "The Cushion" Goldberg.
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C-3po Blames Car Keys For Three-hour Airport Security Delay
Camp protocol droid C-3PO has blamed his spare set of car keys for his disastrous attempt to get through airport security yesterday.
Swiss Army Demand Better Weapons
Fears that troops armed only with pocket knives featuring corkscrews and toothpicks might struggle against tank divisions.
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