Stories Archive by Month - March
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Ferguson To Ban Touchlines
After the Football Association banned Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson from the touchline for five matches, Ferguson has responded by banning all Manchester United employees from engaging with touchlines at any time.
Daily Links - 3/17/11
Doortop Stash -
Keep your posters safe from criminals.
Transformers MMO -
is this something the world really needs?
IE9 -
My guess is that it's better than
Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-tsunami "Jokes"
QUEENS, New York - The gangsta rapper who goes by the name of 50 cent got his nose all bent out of shape when he was refused admittance to The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon
Customer Care In Scottish Football "Awful"
The Scottish Football Supporters Federation has just completed a report on customer care standards and its a damning indictment on the shoddy way clubs still treat their fans.
Each club's performance was rated 0 - 5
Gilbert Gottfried Has Just Joined Bernie Madoff And Governor Scott Walker As The Three Most Hated Men In America
WEST COVINA, California - Sitting in his apartment in West Covina, Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflack Duck, was shocked to hear that he has been fired by the insurance giant.
Gottfried had what many
Prof Brian Cox: "Keep It Loud!" Producers' Heads Explode.
Dishy physicist Brian Cox has sent BBC production staff into a tizz by saying that despite viewers' complaints, he likes the music in his new series Wonders of the Universe.
As we reported yesterday, after hundreds
Court Order Served, Legally, On Facebook
A lawyer legally served a court order on Facebook recently. The individual could not be 'found' anywhere, but good old Facebook came through.
There is nowhere you can hide if you have a Facebook account.
Lily Allen Documentary: Insurance Companies On High Alert
Insurance companies are on high alert today, expecting a boom in claims following the screening of a documentary about Lily Allen this evening.
Ms Allen announced her retirement from the pop music industry last year, claiming
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