Stories Archive by Month - March
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Daily Mail Struggling To Find Cancer, House Price Angle On Japan Earthquake
'My staff are working heroically to find an angle that will make this story interesting to the British public,' said editor Paul Dacre.
Nuns In Spain Robbed of 1.5million
Police in Zaragoza, Spain are hunting for a thief who has made off with a pile of black bin bags, stuffed with 500 Euro notes, from a convent in the city.
Spanish detectives are puzzled as
Have Any Sites Ever Gone Out of Business For Having Too Much Traffic?
Here is a question that popped into the minds of those of us at Chortler today: Can a website be too popular? That is, can too much traffic cause a site to go out of
Ailing Census 2011 To Be Redrafted As Fighting Fantasy Novel
The critically-panned Census questionnaire is to be revamped as an all-action sword-and-sorcery adventure after focus groups complained that it was 'dry,' 'lifeless', and 'lacking in fight sequences'.
Newly Discovered Photos of Adolf Hitler's Girlfriend Eva Braun Clearly Prove She Was Anorexic
CHICAGO - The Chilly Wind Flea Market in Cicero was the sight of a recent historical World War II discovery.
One of the flea market merchants identified as Keaton W. Clackercroft, was found to have several
Londons First Olympic Fixture Exceeds Expectation By Working For Almost A Day
London 2012 organisers have hailed the Olympic clock in Trafalgar Square after it surpassed all expectations by working perfectly for nearly a day before stopping completely.
The Bachelor: In A Strange Turn of Events It Now Seems Emily Maynard Is In Love With The Show's Host Chris Harrison
HOLLYWOOD - After having Brad Womack, aka "The Bachelor" pick Emily Maynard over Chantal O'Brien, which 91% of the shows viewers believed he was going to pick and then Emily saying on The After The
Hull Retaining Sense of Perspective
Upon hearing that Hull is the only UK city not to receive a single application for a Royal Wedding street party, people everywhere have started believing that it must be a wonderful place to live.
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