Stories Archive by Month - March
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Sheen Weaver: The Discord Is Just Wild About Charlie
The Sheen phenomenon is uniqueer, maybe. Many of these situations are sad, tragic, and pathetic, but I would argue this is different, yet still manages to embrace all three. We all know
Six Nations Rugby: Scotland Unveil Secret Weapon To Beat English At Twickenham.
Twickenham is to host the rugby meeting of the weekend today, when England face arch rivals Scotland.
The fixture is much anticipated, with an England win boosting their chances of winning the six nations trophy outright.
However,
Justin Bieber Claims Two-bit Punk Look Only Temporary
Teen heartthrob, Justin Bieber has just issued a public explanation why he is looking more and more like a two-bit punk every day. "I've stopped shaving so I can grow a mustache," said an enthusiastic
Clegg Vows "No Nhs Privatisation" - Millions of Students Relieved
Following Nick Clegg's declaration that the NHS will not be privatised under any conditions, the National Union of Students have reacted: "That's it then - the NHS will not be privatised. We believe
Johnny Knoxville And Mel Gibson On Tap To Play The New Three Stooges
Johnny Knoxville, star of Jackass, has agreed to play the role of Moe in the new Fox Studios movie, The Three Stooges. "He's perfect for the part," claims Bobby Farrelly, who, together with his brother,
Exclusive: Dozen Tea Party Members Fall From Sky
Today on Fox News, the Nationwide Tea Party Coalition explained the reasons behind the sight of a dozen of its members falling from the sky near Roswell, New Mexico. Spokesman Christian Wright said, "It
Colonel Ghaddafi Announces Cease Fire
Tripoli, Libya - Libyan Strongman/Dictator Muamar Ghaddafi surprised the international community today by claiming to call for a cease fire and military stand down, and expressing surprise and amusement at the uproar over his civil
Pope Tells Altar Boys To "Get The Flock Out of Here"
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