Stories Archive by Month - March

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Rush Limbaugh Dropped On His Head At Birth According To Unauthorized Biography

Rush Limbaugh Dropped On His Head At Birth According To Unauthorized Biography

A writer working on the unauthorized biography of conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has released a very important piece of information that may explain the idiotic statements that Limbaugh often makes on his

 The Spoof
Added: 18 March 2011
Balotelli To Watch Next Man City Game From Naughty Step

Balotelli To Watch Next Man City Game From Naughty Step

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini will make striker Mario Balotelli watch the next game from the naughty step after he was needlessly sent off against Dynamo Kiev in last night's Europa League tie.

 NewsThump
Added: 18 March 2011
Cameron To Come Down Hard On Libya, If Obama Is Cool With That

Cameron To Come Down Hard On Libya, If Obama Is Cool With That

David Cameron has shown fellow heads of state that Britain is unafraid to come down hard on Libya and impose a no-fly zone, providing that President Obama is OK with things.

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Demi Lovato And Wilmer Valderrama Finally Admit That They Have Been Secretly Dating

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato, who spent three months in a rehab clinic, has admitted that the rumor about her and Wilmer Valderrama dating is in fact true. Lovato said that she wanted to hide the fact

 The Spoof
Added: 18 March 2011
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Wayne Rooney Pledges Loyalty To 250k A Week Salary

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has moved to reaffirm his unflinching commitment to his 250,000 a week salary, insisting the only thing that could make him leave Manchester United is if another club offered him

 NewsThump
Added: 18 March 2011
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Ipad 2 Shortage Explained; Many Too Wild To Be Sold!

No wonder there aren't enough iPad 2s to go around. An unnamed Apple official, who has spoken to the press on the condition of anonymity, admits what had only been a rumor: that

Doing Something Funny For Money, What Do You Think?

Doing Something Funny For Money, What Do You Think?

Comic Relief is upon on us once again, and the nation is this time being asked to do something funny for money. So we asked, what do you think about Comic Relief?

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Added: 18 March 2011
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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Calls Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker And Says "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer has called up the governor of Wisconsin and said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you." The message was in reference to Governor Scott Walker disregarding his state's union



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