Stories Archive by Month - March

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Sen. Reid Says Bush Suffers Doubt Deficit

Sen. Reid Says Bush Suffers "Doubt Deficit"

After a White House news conference today during which President George Bush professed continuing confidence in the U.S. strategy toward Iraq, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid expressed concern that the president suffers a...

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 The Chortler
Added: 21 March 2006
Iraq War Lost? : Donald Rumsfeld Demands Resignation

Iraq War Lost? : Donald Rumsfeld Demands Resignation

(UCS News : Washington D.C.) While George W. Bush is celebrating the wars third year of "progress" , Donald Rumsfled is mad as hell. Speaking to reporters Rumsfeld blasted the Presidents...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 March 2006
Cherie Lectures Aryan Brotherhood Chapter of Skull 'N' Bones

Cherie Lectures Aryan Brotherhood Chapter of Skull 'N' Bones

Tampax, Florida - Wednesday 15 March 2006 - (Associated Mess): Amid scenes of unprecedented thunderous applause and public etoilation, Cherry Bush QC earned yet another well-deserved standing ovation and multi-million dollar pay cheque last night...

 The Spoof
Added: 20 March 2006
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France Embattled Again

Rioting continues in Paris, France as 250,000 protestors took to the streets again. French President, Jack the hat Chirac, has offered negotiations to the brick throwers in an attempt to diffuse the situation. ‘My ‘eart...

 The Spoof
Added: 20 March 2006
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Poll Numbers Not Good For Barney And Mss Beazley

A recent poll shows approval ratings for President Bush's two Scottish Terriers to be at all-time lows, with Barney tipping the scale at a scant 11.1 percent...

 The Spoof
Added: 20 March 2006
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Barry Bonds Supports Pete Rose Hall of Fame Ban

Barry Bonds held a press conference at the San Francisco Giants training camp in Scottsdale AZ yesterday to answer questions about his alleged use of steroids. Bonds vehemently denied that his Cro-Magnon forehead, hair loss...

 Broken Newz
Added: 20 March 2006
Bush Fails To Quell Unrest, Strife In DNC

Bush Fails To Quell Unrest, Strife In DNC

Three years after the Coalition invasion of Iraq that overthrew the regime of Saddam Hussein, President George Bush admitted today that he failed to anticipate the unrest and ideological strife which now threaten...



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