Stories Archive by Month - March

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George W. Bush Admits: Mistakes Were Made, And They Were Mine.

George W. Bush Admits: "Mistakes Were Made, And They Were Mine."

On the fourth anniversary of the invasion of Iraq, United States President George W. Bush, in a rare question and answer period has finally made the admission that Americans and...

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Club Seal: British Tourists Offered Ultimate Clubbing Experience!

Animal Rights Groups Outraged at Plans For Sex, Snow and Seal Slaughter Package Tours for Young Britons!...

 The Sleaze
Added: 21 March 2006
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Alton Brown In Microwave Meal Scandal

ATLANTA, GE - "I had a lapse," says Alton. Food Network viewers are in shock today amid revelations that celebrity genius Alton Brown was seen shopping for microwave meals in local...

 Brainsnap
Added: 21 March 2006
Playstation 3 Powered By Small Nuclear Reactor

Playstation 3 Powered By Small Nuclear Reactor

Sony confirmed that a self-contained nuclear reactor would power the Playstation 3...

 BBSpot
Added: 21 March 2006
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North Carolina State Wolfpack Released At Yellowstone

Yellowstone National Park − Zoologists, biologists and North Carolina State University representatives were in Yellowstone Park, Montana yesterday, to participate in the historic release of Raleigh's nationally-ranked, Wolfpack, as the under achievin...

 The Spoof
Added: 21 March 2006
Superearth Saves Regular Earth

Superearth Saves Regular Earth

Matthew writes: SuperEarth—the Planet of Nickel-Steel! SuperEarth hails from the Center of the Galaxy, where the Ultra-Blue rays from its cold, dim sun empower it with the power of icy coldness. Ever vigilant against...

 Slashnot
Added: 21 March 2006
Cheney Dismisses Suggestions of Civil War In Iraq

Cheney Dismisses Suggestions of Civil War In Iraq

Washington, DC (APE) - Vice President Dick Cheney on Sunday dismissed suggestions that America was on the verge of plunging into the midst of a civil war in Iraq. Cheney made...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 March 2006
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 The Chortler
Added: 21 March 2006


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