Stories Archive by Month - March
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South Park's 'Chef' Is Back. It's George Bush!
(Washington, D.C.) The speculation of who will be South Park's new Chef when the series launches its new season Wednesday ended when at his Tuesday press conference President Bush revealed that...
Top 11 Reasons To Upgrade To Windows Vista
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Bush Defends Decisions In Hasty Press Conference
Washington, DC (Rotters) - Bush declared that there would be "more tough fighting ahead" in dealing with the White House press corps during a seemingly spontaneous White House press conference this...
Saddam Hussein Voted Sexiest Dictator Ever
He may be facing certain execution but fallen Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein has now at least something to celebrate. Readers of Cosmopolitan magazine, the majority women with some gay men, have voted the deposed despot...
Microsoft Speeds Release of Windows 3me
Microsoft today announced it would speed the launch of its Windows 3rd Millenium Edition operating system (code named 3ME) making it available in stores "probably some time in 2007," rather than the scheduled...
Head-out Parker Blown Up In Baghdad
We join live streaming audio of Head-Out Parker/Religious Leader, Joseph Smith, at a Baghdad news conference outside the Code of Hammurabi Parking Violations...
Blue Collar Comedy Tour Bankrupts Without White Collar Accountant
You might be a redneck if you allow your brother in law to do your finances, Jeff Foxworthy told the press today. Mr. Foxworthy admitted that the idea of keeping all aspects of the Blue...
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