Stories Archive by Month - March
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Iraqi Civilians Caught In Crossfire? Hillary Blames Video Games
It seemed like a normal day in Iraq. 15 Iraqi civilians were killed by a blast from a roadside bomb...
Dog Handler Found Guilty of Abu Ghraib Abuse; Team Named Best In Show
Fort Meade, MD - As an Army Dog Handler was found guilty of abuse in Abu Ghraib Prison, a panel of experts found the German Shepherd Best In Show. The all-military panel examined Tulip's ability...
Parliament Reposessed Amid Loan Scandal
The British people were waking up to the shock news this morning that the mother of all democracies has been repossessed by bailiffs following the non-payment of loans secured against future peerages by the previous...
Jessica Simpson Loves The Heck Out of Bush, It's Laura She Can't Stand
Jessica Simpson was a no-show at dinner with President Bush last week, prompting commentators to wonder if she no longer...
Moussaoui Prosecutors Now Confident of Execution
Justice Department officials said today they have a new plan to get the so-called 20th hijacker executed, despite a TSA attorney's bungling that may have allowed Zacarias Moussaoui to escape the death penalty...
Doping To Be Allowed At Olympic Games
In response to sagging television ratings and decreased interest, the International Olympic Committee has decided to allow athletes the use of performance-enhancing drugs and has abandoned all urine and blood analysis...
Donald Trump Weighs In On Britney Spears And Kevin Federline
Opinion on the relationship between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline is no longer limited to the domains of the tabloid press and online satire writers...
Chavez Calls Bush A Donkey - Democrats Insulted
Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez, has denounced President Bush as a ‘donkey’ and a ‘drunkard’ in response to a White House report labeling the Latin American, left-wing...
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