Stories Archive by Month - March
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Contest: Unlikely Statements By Famous People
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Juggling Dubious Politics In The Jugular Vein
Any Safe Port In A Nasty Political Storm---An investigative journalist for the National Inquisitor and the Starry Globe has unearthed the ultra secret reasons for the rejection of the Dubai world ports deal by the...
President Says Iraq Hard, Stay The Intercourse
Erecting a democracy in Iraq is "hard work," President Bush reminded us again Tuesday. When spreading the seed of freedom, America must not "lose its nerve" and pull out too soon. Stay the intercourse....
Happy Iraqiversary!
Man, St. Patrick's day followed by the three-year Iraqiversary -- I'm still holidazed! St. Patty's was okay, I guess. Laura dyed my milk green and everything, but...
GM Sweetens Buyout Deal With New Toyotas
General Motors today sweetened its $35,000 buyout deal for 113,000 hourly workers at GM and Delphi, saying that each employee who leaves the companies by the end of March will also get the...
Suspect Apprehended After Extended Dirty Dish Investigation
San Diego, March 21 - First floor resident Jonathan Campbell is now the prime suspect in a string of dirty dish leaving incidents that occurred here over the past six months. Attention turned to the...
Jennifer Aniston And Vince Vaughn Snuggle
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, or Jennifence as they are called by people in the know, were seen snuggling and getting cozy on a trip...
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