Stories Archive by Month - March
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We Didn't Take Pentagon Money!
Unconfirmed Sources Publisher Kamal El-Din went before a battery of reporters today and denied that his publication Unconfirmedsources.com(UCS) had taken any money from the Pentagon. El-Din denied the charges that UCS...
Bush Diary - Any Port In A Storm; We Should Have Sold Them To Doo-Buy
Dear Jernal, it seems I have the Midas touch, in reverse. Everything I touch turns to lead, as in falling approval ratings....
Bush Says Troop Levels Bound By Faith
Wheeling, WVA (Rotters) - With his job satisfaction level falling even farther to 36% via a Newsweek magazine poll last week, President Bush appeared publicly for the fifth straight day, this...
U.S. Needs "Guest Worker" To Answer Helen Thomas
President George Bush today defended his controversial guest worker immigration proposal contending that without the policy, the United States will soon have no way of accomplishing many unpleasant tasks such as harvesting vegetables...
George W. Bush Admits : Iraq War Tortures My Soul
(UCS News : Wheeling, W. Va.) President George W. Bush continues his effort to gain support for the War in Iraq today in Wheeling, W. Va. In a town hall meeting...
Mothers Urge Children To Get Tattoos
After learning that military recruiters will refuse to accept applicants who have tattoos, mothers across the country have been urging their children to get tattoos, as fast and as many as possible...
Entire Cuban Population Turns To Baseball To Get A Ticket To The U.S.
Basking in the red glow of their communist nation's great success in the World Baseball Classic and seeing no other way of enticing the U.S. to accept them as actual humans...
Breaking: Suspicious Package At White House
Washington, DC (APE) − Law enforcement officers and secret service were called today to investigate a suspicious package left near a pedestrian gate to the White House. The package was discovered...
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