Stories Archive by Month - March
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Jade 'Jesus' Goody To Make Easter Sunday Comeback
An official source has today confirmed that Jade Goody, who announced her death this weekend, will be making her grand comeback on Easter Sunday in a biblical spectacular fashion.
A tomb has been designed and constructed
Angelina Furious After Brad Pitt Allows Ex Jennifer Aniston To Stroke His Massive Cock!
Actress Angelina Jolie is said to be furious after discovering that husband Brad Pitt has allowed his former girlfriend Jennifer Aniston to stroke his massive cock!
Aniston, who was just passing the Pitt/Jolie house heard a
War Between India And Australia
Breaking News: War between India and Australia, I mean between Indian and Australian fan has been broken out there in middle of Indian Ocean. Fans of Sachin Tendulkar and Fans of whole Australian Cricket team
Jade Good To Return From Dead!
The nation was gripped by Jade Goody's deathbed revelation last night as in the vein of Alexander the Great, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Bride of the Corpse before her Ms. Goody vowed to
Manchester United To Change Team Badge?
After their miserable and bad-tempered 2-0 defeat to Fulham at Craven Cottage yesterday, last year's Premier League champions Manchester United were forced to face the grim reality that their title might just be slipping away
Treasury Accidentally Buys $1 Trillion of Toxic Asses
In its most recent attempt to crush the banking crisis, the Obama administration recently created the Public-Private Investment Program to purchase as much as $1 trillion in toxic assets, identifiable by the large green pollution
Britney Spears Planning Cancer
Pop sensation Britney Spears is rumoured to be considering a multi-million dollar deal with Cancer, following the success of Jade Goody\'s recent money making activities.
Spears, who has been out of the public eye for
Top 11 Signs You Have Too Many Followers On Twitter
Your new nickname is "The Human Social Network."
Pisces horoscope
Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......
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