Stories Archive by Month - March
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Jackson Concerts Now Till 2018
Michael Jackson has added another 300 concerts to his "This is It" 2009 UK tour, to take the total number to 2,900 nights lasting until October 2018.
It is estimated that Jackson will be seen
Diana Ross Top Pick For Obama's "Supremes" Court
Washington, DC - Diana Ross is the top pick of the Obama administration to fill a vacancy on the supreme court should one become available soon.
The president, long a fan of Motown, had more
George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Vagina - Brad Pitt Doesen't Give A Toss
Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'not bothered' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's vagina when he returned home early from filming his latest movie.
Clooney, who is a
Michelle Obama Plants Witch's Herbs On Vernal Equinox
(Washington DC)-- Michelle Obama honored an old African tradition on the first day of Spring and planted an herbal garden at the White House. The First Lady's African roots include many powerful warlocks and witches,
Sir Fred Goodwin's Windows Smashed
The Edinburgh home of former Royal Bank of Scotland boss Sir Fred Goodwin has been damaged overnight.
Windows of the house and Mercedes S600 car parked in the driveway were smashed. The police are appealing
Jade Goody Not At All Known On Meskin Border
There was real drama today in the Jade Goody Saga, when it became apparent that, despite her name being plastered over newspaper headlines and TV screens worldwide, the omnipresent mug of Jade, the terminally-ill cancer
Aig Outrage Dampened By Pitchfork Shortages
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that a national pitchfork shortage has dampened the display of outrage over excessive bonuses awarded to AIG employees. All across the Northeast at home & garden stores
The Privates of Frankenstein
Instead of carrying out brain transplants, Frankenstein finds himself treating a famous male stripper Dick Wheat (Harry Barse - later to play Blojob in softcore Bond-ripoff
Sagittarius horoscope
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