Stories Archive by Month - March
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Talks Currently Underway To Have Cheryl Cole As A Manequin In Store 2 Hours A Day For The Next Three Months!
London-Big shots in the clothing industry are currently trying so sign the nation sweetheart Cheryl Cole to a DEAL that might make her at least 10 million quid.
A certain highstreet clothing store thanks its latest
Obama Picks General Field Marshal Cinque Mtume To Kill Osama Bin Laden
Showing his disdain for the Pentagon and its useless generals and admirals who have botched attempts to capture or kill Osama bin Laden, President Obama today selected General Field Marshall Cinque Mtume for this assignment.
Al Gore Blames His Large Ass On Global Warming
Al Gore calls it simple environmental ass-ology. Others call it a big, fat, hairy behind that got that way from too many cheeseburgers and milkshakes. Friends do agree and have counseled their friend Al, that
Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Melissa Smith Is Cycle Chick #2
LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the "Girls of TattooGate" are starting to come out of the woodwork or more accurately hardwood.
And as if sweet little Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock doesn't have
50 Cent Enjoying Treating Himself To A Little Cheryl Cole
The rapper 50 cent is reportedly enjoying the lovely company of British popstar and national treasure Cheryl Cole.
Fiddy has revealed in an interview that though he can barely make out what she says in
Tiger Woods Emails Jesse James: "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"
ORLANDO - The Tiger Woods family maid Paprika Latibia Madison stated that Tiger emailed Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse "Have I Got Some Nads Or What?" James with a six word email that really and truly
Adam Lambert Has Volunteered To Teach Jessie James How To Blow
It sure is lonely around the James-Bullock mansion these days. Wife Sandra has packed up and left. The dogs went with her. The goldfish is floating on the top of the tank. The parakeets got
Jessie James Promises Sandra To Remove His Sexually Explicit 3-d Tattoos
Monster Garage's Jessie James is trying everything to make ammends with his wife, Sandra Bullock.
After being publically outted about having a girlfriend named Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee, life for James has been difficult. Especially after
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