Stories Archive by Month - March
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Crb Check Now Required To Rent Videos
Not content with requiring three different bills with an address, a passport, driving licence, birth certificate, marriage certificate, a letter from your mum and a valid credit card, the big two video rental agencies are
F1 Boss Ecclestone Announces Plan To Release Pheasants On To Track Mid Race
Formula One chief Bernie Ecclestone says there is growing support for his plan to release pheasants onto race tracks mid-race in an attempt to lift the tedium that accompanies each and every lap of each
Spielberg & Lucas Team Up For Star Wars VII
Putting more than five years of rumors and speculation to rest, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg announced yesterday that production of the seventh part of the Star Wars series had already begun filming at a
Donald Trump Offers To Buy The White House For $27 Million - And Then Rent It To The United States Government For One Dollar Per Month
NEW YORK CITY - Donald "Moneybags" Trump, one of the richest persons in America, next to Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Oprah Winfrey, and Charlie "Showless" Sheen recently spoke with retired CNN talk show host Larry
Michaele Salahi Snorts Heroin To Get Back On Celebrity Rehab
Michaele Salahi was recently kicked off the reality show Celebrity Rehab due to the fact that she couldn't produce a discernable addiction. Now, her husband Tareq has threatened to sue if they don't take her
The Reason Derek Hough And Julianne Hough Are Not Participating In This Year's "Dancing With The Stars"
HOLLYWOOD - The twelfth season of Dancing With The Stars has kicked off and all the front line regulars are back.
Tom "The Quick Wit" Bergeron is back as is his co-host Brooke "You All
President Barack Obama Has Decided To Send The Entire National Guard Units of Arizona, Wisconsin, And Alaska To Libya (hmmm)
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - President Barack "NCAA" Obama has instructed Vice-President Joe Biden to call up the commanders of the Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska National Guards and inform them that their National Guard units
Libra horoscope
Gifts can be given and received at the same time, but fights can start over the simplest of things. Express yourself,......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.