Stories Archive by Month - March
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Subo Fanatics Set To Break World Record!
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies look set to break a world record, after presenting a quilt they had made to SuBo over the weekend.
The quilt, so large it covers four ZIP codes, has
Conservatives And Aliens
Outrage as UK Government Strikes Deal For Aliens to Take Over North East of England! Prime Minister David Cameron Claims Alien Presence Represents 'Partnership' Rather than Invasion! Denies Deal is Attempt to Destroy Safe Labour
Thatcher Worried Over "Wasted Year"
Personal papers and notes from the 1980's reveal that the then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher regarded 1980 as a "wasted year".
Briefing notes passed between Thatcher and her personal advisors show that, contrary to the public
Christians Use Bible To Predict End of Statisticians
After several weeks of painstaking study, UK Christian Bible decoders have emerged with research which they say disproves statistics once and for all.
David Camerons Face Looming Larger Than Ever, Say Astronomers
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Waking The Dead Fans Fear Direction Change
Fans of BBC's Waking The Dead are ready to complain in their thousands if proposed changes to the cold case drama go ahead.
The popular show - each episode now showing over Sunday and Monday evenings
'Plot To Assassinate Colonel Gaddafi' Vindicated Says Cock-a-hoop Ex-mi5 Spook David Shayler
London - The disgraced former renegade spy has said his 1999 claims were bang on the money as UN forces pounded the Libyan capital this weekend.
"I was prescient, ahead of my time," the former intelligence
Cancer horoscope
The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......
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