Stories Archive by Month - March
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Government To Regulate Scientists With Regional Accents
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Olympics And Eastenders Link
The Royal Mail has revealed that the Olympic Park has been given the same postcode as the BBC soap opera Eastenders.
The Olympic Park, which many see as the main focal point of London 2012, will
Ninjas Shamefully Underrepresented In TV Drama, Report Finds
The ninja community is 'drastically underrepresented' in almost all television drama, according to a report by the Equality and Human Rights Commission.
Brian Cox And 'The Wonders of The Universe:' Too Loud Man?
BBC bosses will be on tenterhooks tonight, waiting for the public's reaction to their re-edited version of Prof Brian Cox's Wonders of the Universe.
They have adjusted the show to tone down the sound after complaints
Journalists Play Down Fears of A Drought of Torres Goal Drought Analogies
As Fernando Torres yet again failed to open his account for Chelsea, journalists have been keen to play down fears of a drought of analogies to describe the situation.
Haarp Caused Japan Earthquake And Now Moon To Be Closer Than Ever
Government sources have acknowledged that the HAARP project, based in Alaska, was the source behind Japan's deadly earthquake which triggered a tsunami. But that is not the only thing that's worrying Japan right now. As
John Terrys Genitals Return To Role As Englands Chief Motivator
England Manager Fabio Capello has confirmed that John Terry's genitals will once again assume their role as chief motivator for the England squad.
Iphone Owners Face Test
The Coalition Government are set to announce a major new initiative that is sure to upset millions of iPhone users and texters.
Theresa May, Secretary of State for the Home Department, today will announce that all
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