Stories Archive by Month - March
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Jim Davidson Cancels Tour
Controversial British comedian Jim Davidson has had to cancel a nationwide tour of his show "Stand Up And Be Counted" after only 4 weeks due to poor ticket sales.
On his website, Davidson reluctantly announced that
Christina Aguilera Messes Up The Venezuelan National Anthem At A Soccer Match In Caracas And President Hugo Chavez Has Her Arrested
CARACAS, Venezuela - Many years ago Linda Ronstadt sang a song titled, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me." And that song could easily become Christina Aguilera's theme song what with her string of bad luck that she
Office Manager Completes One Hour Work Marathon For Comic Relief
Office manager Janice Entwistle, 26, has smashed the British record for office work by completing an uninterrupted sixty minutes of word processing for Comic Relief.
"Bear Grylls Has Gone Mad!" Says Neighbour
LONDON - According to a man who claims to be a neighbour, intrepid television survivalist and the youngest Briton to ever summit Mount Everest, Bear Grylls has gone completely mad.
According to his alleged neighbour, Bear
Cheryl Will Not Be Star of Usa X-factor
It has been confirmed that Cheryl Cole's dreams of hosting the US X-Factor are in tatters.
Simon has rebuffed the Geordie beauty whom he has become tired of. He was annoyed that she was playing
Earl Spencer, Brother of Princess Diana, Is Putting Together Expensive Holidays, Cashing In On Royal Wedding. Main Targets-susan Boyle's Rich American Fanatics
Earl Spencer is putting together expensive package holidays aimed at the rich but not so famous. This category includes members of The Red Scarf Brigade (Susan Boyle's rich American fanatics).
The Earl, Princess Diana's brother, is
Tabloids Step Up Use of Caps Lock As UK Forces Attack Libya!!
Following military strikes by coalition forces on Libya over the weekend, tabloid newspapers have increased their use of capital letters and exclamation marks to help people who so far haven't grasped the seriousness of the
Louise Minchin's Hair Stylist Believes She Has A Big "Red Devil" Crush On Manchester United's Chicharito
LONDON - Well it appears that the cat may be out of the bag according to noted London hair stylist Reginald "Frisky" Friskingham.
The hairdresser who has done the hair of some of the most famous
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