Stories Archive by Month - March
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Obama To Visit Rio
President Obama is to pay a visit to Former England captain Rio Ferdinand,so he can get a first hand account of the conflict between Rio and Fabio Capello, the England manager.
'Before we have a UN
Spooky Equinoctial Death of Knut The Bi-polar Bear
Germany - The four year-old polar fluffball died mysteriously in his Berlin Zoo compound just hours before the Vernal Equinox.
The heartbreaking demise has shocked zoo officials, some of whom are still reeling from the unexpected
Six Nations Showdown Day: Retailers On The Brink
Will England win the Grand Slam or will the Irish spoil the party?
Can the Welsh triumph in France and sneak the title? Italy to beat he Scots anyone?
Can retailers survive seven hours of fully-televised Six
Referees Should Wear Uniforms When Off-duty
'Referees are easy to spot by the way they run backwards shaking their heads.'
Candle Shortage Next Big Crisis On Horizon
People all over the world are becoming increasingly worried about an imminent energy crisis. As a result, they are buying candles by the billions. Candle stores from Albuquerque to Zurich are selling out faster than
Lady Thatcher's Sterilisation Operation
Former British Premier, Margaret Thatcher agreed to undergo a sterilisation operation to raise funds for BBC's 'Comic Relief' it was stated last night. The operation, which will take place on Monday afternoon at 4.30pm,
Simon Cowell Has Told Cheryl Cole He Wants Lindsay Lohan To Be An "X-Factor" Judge So Bad He Can Taste Her (ah Make That Taste It)
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, which owns American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Britain's Got Talent, England's X-Factor, and The Stand Up Comedians Rehab has expressed to Cheryl
Shocker: Real Charlie Sheen Comes Out From Hiding!
LOS ANGELES & PAULO BAY, CA - After allegations of drug abuse, binge drinking, and other major offences, the real Charlie Sheen has come out of hiding, denouncing the impostor.
Where was he? According to sources,
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