Stories Archive by Month - March

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Royal Wedding Night To Be Released On Bridebangers.com

Royal Wedding Night To Be Released On Bridebangers.com

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 News Biscuit
Added: 25 March 2011
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Neutron Beam Shrinks Thirsty Toddlers Parents

Tokyo - According to local police, a thirsty toddler's parents were shrunken by thirteen neutron beams emanating from the crippled, yet increasingly active reactor number three of Fukushima. According to officer Fukukufukud of Tokyo, astonished ne...

 The Spoof
Added: 25 March 2011
Chris Brown Throws A Fit - He Wants Everyone To Stop Asking About Him Beating Up Rihanna And Ask Him About His New Fantastic-as-hell Cd!

Chris Brown Throws A Fit - He Wants Everyone To Stop Asking About Him Beating Up Rihanna And Ask Him About His New Fantastic-as-hell Cd!

NEW YORK CITY - Chris Brown, the hip hop, rip rap artist who gained more notoriety by hitting his then-girlfriend Rihanna back on Grammy Night in 2009, than he ever did for his voice is

Evidence Found That Gaddafi Behind Carrier-bag Threat

Evidence Found That Gaddafi Behind Carrier-bag Threat

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 News Biscuit
Added: 25 March 2011
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Glenn Beck And Jesse James To Form Their Very Own Cable Network

ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - FOX Network talk show host Glenn Beck, was in Altoona speaking before a crowd assembled in the parking lot at a local McDonald's. He was explaining why it is that he seems

 The Spoof
Added: 25 March 2011
Joran Van Der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died From Broken Heart...over Him!

Joran Van Der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died From Broken Heart...over Him!

Incarcerated sociolpath and serial womanizer Joran van der Sloot claimed from his Peruvian jail cell that film icon Liz Taylor, 79, died from a broken heart and unrequited love after she learned he wouldn't

 The Spoof
Added: 25 March 2011
Lindsay Lohan's Dad Arrested In West Hollywood For Being Lindsay Lohan's Dad!

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Arrested In West Hollywood For Being Lindsay Lohan's Dad!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The father of one of Hollywood's most troubled little divas, Lindsay Lohan has stated that he wants to be given power of attorney in order to control the millions of dollars that

 The Spoof
Added: 25 March 2011
Dont Worry About All That Tricky Car Maintenance Stuff, Insist Rac Shareholders

Dont Worry About All That Tricky Car Maintenance Stuff, Insist Rac Shareholders

After a survey found that four million Britons don't even know how to open their car bonnets, RAC shareholders insisted there is no need to bother your pretty little heads about such things.

 NewsThump
Added: 25 March 2011


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