Stories Archive by Month - March

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Gay Mice Injected With Serotonin Turn Hetero, Gay Men Now Want It Too!

Japanese scientists have discovered that after injecting serotonin into gay mice they rejected their male partners and starting "humping" the females. The gay mice who were bred without serotonin initially rejected the females and only

Bill Baileys Beard Declared World Heritage Site

Bill Baileys Beard Declared World Heritage Site

Wildlife enthusiasts have successfully called a halt to the

'Who's Next  - Me Or Queen Elizabeth?' Wails Despondent Zsa Zsa Gabor

'Who's Next - Me Or Queen Elizabeth?' Wails Despondent Zsa Zsa Gabor

Los Angeles - A chilling Hollywood prophecy describing the world's greatest actresses 'in karmic freefall all the way to the crem' has seen Zsa Zsa Gabor hospitalised for shock. The 94 year-old diva was first told

 The Spoof
Added: 25 March 2011
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Our Expenses Are So Much More Important Than All of You, Confirm Mps

Following pressure from David Cameron and Conservative MPs to relax the rules surrounding MPs' expenses, the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority has conceded that MPs and their families are infintely more important than everyone else.

Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set To Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!

Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set To Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!

Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers' money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with

 The Spoof
Added: 25 March 2011
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Libya: Two Special Comments, Three Special Swear Words

My first beef is with the Community Organizer & King who decided to listen to Hillary I-was-just-starting-to-like-her Clinton instead of Robert nailed-it-as-Secretary-of Defense Gates (but keep in mind, even Rommel would look good after

 Daily Discord
Added: 25 March 2011
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First UK Ipad 2 Owner Celebrates By Instantly Forming Queue For Iphone 5

Gadget fan Steven Richards today celebrated being the first person in the UK to get his hands on the near-identical-to-previous-version iPad 2 by becoming the first person in the queue for the iPhone 5.

One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

LOS ANGELES - One of this years American Idol contestants who has become an early on favorite and the choice of many AI viewers to make it to the finals is Jacob "Smiley Face" Lusk. But



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