Stories Archive by Month - March
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US Signs Agreement With World Bank, IMF For Debt Relief
With America's out of control debt fast spiraling toward a record $9 trillion, President Bush has announced that the United States is seeking debt relief from the World Bank and the IMF...
Gnome Vice Ring Smashed!
GnomeWATCH latest: police raid popular drinking club after anonymous tip-off...
Beltway Boys Non-shocker! Fred Barnes And Mort Kondracke Come Out of The Closet, Admit To Homosexual Relationship
WASHINGTON -- Confirming long-held, deep-rooted suspicions that many people inside and around the beltway have had for quite some time, FOX News commentators Fred Barnes and Mort Kondracke, of the Beltway...
Tom Cruise To Take Over For Saddam Hussein In War Crimes Trial
Unconfirmed sources report that Tom Cruise will be taking over for Saddam Hussein in an attempt to boost ratings for Saddam's war crimes trial. The trial which has been plagued by...
Sen. Clinton Solves Illegal Immigration Crisis
After a House-passed illegal immigration bill sparked massive protest rallies in Los Angeles and elsewhere over the weekend, Senator Hillary Clinton today introduced legislation that would grant all illegal aliens a new...
After Hurricane Katrina, Ray Nagin's Plan For A New...uh, Orleans.
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has once again vowed to rebuild his city, which was nearly destroyed in the flooding that followed Hurricane Katrina. Critics have...
FDA Announces Black Boxes For All Pharmaceuticals
Washington, DC (APE) - The FDA, as a result of an ongoing feud with its advisory panel, announced this weekend that from this point on, all pharmaceuticals with no exclusions will...
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