Stories Archive by Month - March
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Cat Stevens Beheaded By Marauding Anglican Delinquents
Ysuf Islam, the recording artist formerly known as Cat Stevens, who converted to Islam and left the public eye many years ago, was attacked...
Random Responses To America's Illegal Immigration Catastrophe
President Bush, "We need to stay the course in Iraq."...
Supreme Court Justice Raises His Middle Finger
Following a church service in Boston yesterday, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia made some interesting...
Microsoft, Sony Delay Christmas Until March
Redmond, WA - Microsoft and Sony agreed today to delay Christmas three months until March 25, 2007 for the United States and Japan...
Statue of Liberty Fails To Apply For Citizenship Under New Law
New York City - With a Bill passing the House of Representatives that would make illegal immigration a felony, the Statue of Liberty is being dismantled and sent back to France for failing to ever
Nude Britney Spears Statue Set To Open
A controversial statue entitled “Nude Britney Spears Giving Birth” will soon open at Brooklyn's Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery. The purportedly pro-life...
Hellfire Club Loans Financed Erection of Diana Fountain
Buckingham Palace, London - Monday 20 March 2006 - (Associated Mess): The UK is embroiled in a new loans fiasco today as news broke that the erection of the disastrous Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial...
Iraqi Hostages Forced To Participate In Porn Videos Sold To Finance Terror!
Outrage as Western Captives Subjected to Inhuman Ordeals in Sordid Sex Movies!
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